One Chip Potato

About me

Industry Arts
Occupation Student/Musician
Location Lancaster, North-west, United Kingdom
Introduction At present, I am living in Lancaster, studying in order to obtain a degree in music. Most of my life at the moment is spent performing, writing and wondering around Lancaster.
Interests GOOD Music, Travel, Drinking (cider), Food, Pubs (good ones with live music and friendly people), Weird People

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I would insert the slinky into the goats rectum, then hold on to its horns until it sits.... when it does we shoot to safety.