Rachel Marie
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | Charlotte, North Carolina, United States |
| Introduction | About the Author: Rachel Marie lives in her enchanted castle with a devoted staff who anticipate and fulfill her every wish. She has discovered the secret to indulging in as much chocolate as she likes whilst still maintaining a size 6, and is a friend to all woodland creatures. No? Okay, she's a clumsy little Irish chick who is fluent in English and Sarcasm, too much chocolate keeps her just out of the reach of size 6 and she no longer lives in her enchanted castle since her knight in shining armor turned out to be just a retard in tin foil. Known by many as "The Jinx" (see 'clumsy'), she is currently contemplating adopting cats, wearing purple and drinking margaritas, not necessarily in that order. |

