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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation Writer
Location Cupertino, CA, United States
Introduction National treasure Joey Marsilio likes to blog about bizarre minutiae. Joey is the self-proclaimed greatest authority on "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" that the internet has to offer. He also wrote a novel of which he is very proud, which you should buy: Follow him on Twitter (@JoeyMarsilio) for updates regarding his asinine thoughts!
Interests Making people so happy that they ignore what an awful person I am. And writing.
Favorite Movies Whatever's on Lifetime at any given time.
Favorite Music I spend a lot of time complaining about how today's music isn't as good as what I grew up with, just like everyone else my age.
Favorite Books Henry Garrison: St. Dante's Savior, because I get royalties from each copy sold.

All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?

The manufacturer of said address book, to find out why the hell numbers are falling out all over the place.