Hellie Sinclair

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Industry Education
Occupation Writer, Academic Advisor
Location Missouri
Interests Reading, writing, researching, craft hobbies too numerous to name here
Favorite Books Harry Potter (series)

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Helen, I appreciated the cock you sent me for my birthday. We all know single ladies of a certain age enjoy playing with a cock first thing in the morning. This totally tops last year's gift of the Walmart bag. Love, MsHellion