E-RANTS AND INSIGHTS

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Occupation Slave
Introduction I change. I'm an inconsistent mush of atomic mass that has yet to become recognizable to myself-- and that's standing in front of a mirror.
Interests You don't really care, do you? You just want me to busy myself with ridiculously open-ended questions so you can pick my brain and size me up. HA! NEVER!
Favorite Movies Amelie, House of the Flying Daggers, Napoleon Dynamite, Carmen Jones, My Fair Lady, Sleeping Beauty, What the Bleep Do We Know
Favorite Music Latin jazz (te amo!), old school anything, hip hop, alternative, r&b, country, rock, vintage madonna & george micheal
Favorite Books Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, Elle, Latina, InStyle, Psychology Today, and my UBER FAV: Scientific American Mind

You laughed so hard you can't catch your breath. Stick out your tongue and show us what's funny:

Farting is only offensive at audible volumes in tight spaces of awful temperatures.