waldrumpus

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Gender MALE
Location Germany
Introduction Fan translator for Ripening Tingle's Balloon Trip of Love. Say hi on Twitter: @waldrumpus
Interests weird programming, sane conversations, language learning

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I keep letting the slinky glide from one hand to the other to hypnotize the goat and have it walk against the well's walls, grinding me into freedom thousands of miles away where the curvature of the earth allows me to exit the goat-tunnel.