Shady Del Knight

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation one word: plastics
Location United States
Introduction Whiskers on kittens is #1, and these are a few more of my favorite things: yodeling, competitive jalapeno eating, snake charming, numbers divisible by 147, persnickety dowagers, 8x10 glossies of Ernest Borgnine, zither picks, fiddlesticks, feather dusters, fake synthetics, mumbling, probing that alleged John Holmes-Eddie Haskell connection, Tasmanian devils, erotic topiary, walking the plank, ice water baths, medieval jousting, a dern good spanking now and then, edible undergarments, binging and forgetting to purge, owls that are not what they seem, Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!, shaken not stirred, clowns that wink. getting kicked in the head with an iron boot, little people with big schnozolas, big people with little schnozolas, people with multiple schnozolas, words that begin with “un”, upside down and inside out, brand X, waking up blind in a puddle of my own sick with the house on fire and knowing that it's gonna be one helluva great day!
Interests writing, creative writing, comedy writing, satire, producing, news producing, news production, television production, cable news, nonfiction, nonverbal communication, body language, meaningful conversation, witty people, sense of humor, humor, finding humor in everything, 1920's, 1930's, 1940's, 1950's, 1960's, 1970's, 1980's, vinyl records, record collecting, movies, television, pop culture, mass media, music, art, plants, cactus, dogs, animals, green, ecology, astronomy, psychology, motivational training, NLP, est, seminars, intelligence, intelligent people, signs of intelligent life, compassion, unconditional love, flash mobs, fitness, trends, phenomena, indie films, independent films, film noir, horror, science fiction, comedy, drama, mystery, suspense, psychological thrillers
Favorite Movies Ruby in Paradise, Ashley Judd, Metropolitan, Barcelona, Last Days of Disco, Whit Stillman, Kate Beckinsale, Chloe Sevigny, Naomi Watts, Brides of Christ, Flirting, King Kong, Mulholland Dr., Persons Unknown, Ellie Parker, The Shaft, We Don't Live Here Anymore, Children of the Corn IV, Gross Misconduct, Under the Lighthouse Dancing, The Graduate, The In Crowd, Man on the Moon, American Graffiti, George Romero, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Barbara Alyn Woods, Eden, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Ghoulies 4, Phoebe Cates, Fast Times, Drop Dead Fred, Shag, Bridget Fonda, Single White Female, Singles, Iron Maze, Gettysburg, The Exorcist, David Lynch, The Elephant Man, Twin Peaks, Fire Walk With Me, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, Hitchcock, North by Northwest, Psycho, The Birds, House on Haunted Hill, The Tingler, The Little Shop of Horrors, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, She's Out of My League, Funhouse, Red Eye, Deadly Look of Love, Valley of the Dolls, Russ Meyer, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Flashdance, Risky Business, Can't Buy Me Love, My Tutor, Hangover, Kingpin, Some Like it Hot, Niagara, Home Town Story, Teresa Wright, Shadow of a Doubt, Mrs. Miniver, Pride of the Yankees, Cathy O'Donnell, Best Years of Our Lives, They Live by Night, Amazing Mr. X, Marsha Hunt, Joe Smith American, Kid Glove Killer, Raw Deal, Dragnet 1987, The Office, 30 Rock, Family Guy, Letterman, Y&R, Young and the Restless
Favorite Music 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, northern soul, R&B, southern R&B, sunshine pop, Stax, British invasion, Kiss, classic heavy metal, symphonic gothic heavy metal, new wave, ABBA, Agnetha Faltzkog, Sam Phillips
Favorite Books Joel Whitburn's Record Research, The Zombies That Ate Pittsburgh.

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Don't have a clue, but here's one for you. Did you ever take the time to really look at your belly button? How does that make you feel?