|Introduction||Why don't YOU tell us about me, Stalkee McStalker?|
|Interests||Profitting from your infatuation with me.|
|Favorite Movies||"The Return of Profitting From People's Infatuation With Me"|
|Favorite Music||Brittany Spears|
|Favorite Books||"How to profit from people's infatuation with me"|
Why do you love me so much, Stalktastic?