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Gender Male
Introduction David Alton Hedges was raised in Los Angeles by a pair of saints. After receiving a classical education, he descended into the Underworld, where he learned to smoke and tell lies. The author now resides in Santa Ynez, CA, occupying rooms above a carnival freak-show memorabilia museum. A part-time screenwriter, David makes ends meet by hunting down evil men for pay on weekend nights. His business partner in this enterprise is a slavering German werewolf. On a side note, the author has cheated Death so many times that Death has sworn off poker.
Interests Well-trained dogs, a can't-put-it-down novel, cycling, getting lost in a foreign country, MMA, coffee, Kurosawa films, comics (ok, "graphic novels"), tattooed mummies, shrunken heads, Steampunk, History, real rock and roll, hidden temples, a well-made mojito, revenge-seeking ninjas, rapier wit, rapiers, sushi, running, anything supernatural that won't die unless you cut its head off, very old books, forbidden woods, mythology, dark chocolate, sword-wielding angels that look really pissed, a clean shirt, Russian Bond girls, did I mention coffee?
Favorite Movies Anything with Gene Kelly, Michael Caine, or Monica Bellucci in it. Also, any film project that Ridley Scott touches. And Guillermo Del Toro. Better add Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn. Anything with Cate Blanchett, too. And Joseph Gordon-Levitt. wait, Emily Blunt too. Crap, this question is hard.
Favorite Music A thousand supercomputers hacking into my brainframe could not extract an answer to that question. See below.
Favorite Books See above.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

The Scorching Insult (a lost art)