jordand
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Server |
| Location | Atlanta, Georgia |
| Introduction | Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. |
| Interests | I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. |
| Favorite Movies | Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. |
| Favorite Music | A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. |
| Favorite Books | I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'