ArtIsMyPorn

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Industry Arts
Occupation I volunteer at everything
Location South Carolina, United States
Introduction Sometimes I am really proud of my fingernails. I have the recipe for the perfect toasted marshmallow, but it's in my grandma's German scribble. Every car I have ever purchased, I've convinced the salesman to let me straddle him in the back seat to test for leg room. Digger from the toe fungus commercials gives me the creeps. Oh, yeah, and I need a job.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Ethel, The rooster pitcher was a wonderful suprise, because I didn't realize you knew how much I enjoy cocks. Love, Col