Jessica Kalmeta

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Industry Student
Occupation Being poor and in debt and teaching knitting
Location Grand Blanc, Michigan, United States
Introduction Sacrificail Cannanibalism is one of my main hobbies, but unfortunatly its not socially acceptable so I guess Im just 25 yr old. I already have a degree in Law Enforcement, but I think I'd rather not be hated and shot at on a daily bases, although chasing crackheads should be an olympic sport. I also teach knitting and work at a yarn shop fulltime, as well as play roller derby for the Flint City Derby Girls. Im in love with roller derby. Live fast, die pretty. I have a very weird, twisted sense of humor that not many people get so I come off either bitchy or crazy,or both, take your pick. One of the most important things in my life though is my sobrity, which I now have over 8 years clean and sober and Im damn proud of it. I worked my ass off for it and Im gonna show it off because I earned it. Its not bragging if you can back it up! I have extreme bovine love.
Interests Sacrificial cannibalism is one of my main hobbies, but since it is not socially acceptable I have decided to pick up knitting instead as well as other things like drag racing, reading, music, saltwater reefing, skiing when when I dont have a torn up knee, being sarcastic and cynical and making fun of stupid people.
Favorite Movies Supertroopers, Poolhall Junkies, Gone in 60 sec., Rounders, Dogma, Legand, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Finding Nemo, Cars, Wizard of Oz, Empire Records
Favorite Music Woodward but other then that I like just about everything as long as it has a good beat. Righ now Im diggin Zero 7, Morcheeba, Massive Attack, John Legend, Zeppelin, OAR, People in Places, Pinback, Theory of a Dead Man, Cage the Elephant alot of classic rock and alot of classical. I dont know, you'll have to look at my iPod
Favorite Books Um...let me make a list. Ive read so many I couldnt even tell you.

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