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Gender Female
Location Steubenville, Ohio, United States
Introduction I'm not to be confused with a frabjous fennec. Au-treese vs Au-tree-chey. Treese are introverted, growly things that avoid sunlight and sporting events. Cheys are obnoxious, burbling harbingers of all that is unholy and skittle-flavored. A decade of confusion has required a larger degree of separation, ergo I answer to Toni, or Gruff, or Auntie Whispers while she, in her magnanimous way, hoarded all that is auty. Somebody needs to invent reliable teleportation just so I can deliver toxic waffles to her freezer.
Interests Antiques, Aviation, Biology, Books, Cetaceans, Chaos Theory, Carnegie Mellon, Environmental Studies, Etymology, Family, Fireflies, Foreign Cultures, Fortune Cookies (you must always add "in bed" to the end of every fortune), Friends, Gardens, Literature, Greyhound Rescue, Mental Health Awareness, Nursing, Ohio, Paleontology, Pangolin, Pets, Photography, Pittsburgh, Sci Fi, Tea, Theatre, Theology, Toronto, Travel, Writing, Yoga.

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When his brains are served sizzling on a bed of black truffle and mint leaves, accompanied by Crème brûlée of foie gras with Tonga beans, and complimented with a golden plate of Mousseline of pattes rouges crayfish with morel mushroom and alien liver infusion. A tasty bottle of Romanée Conti completes this meal.