Sheldorama
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Teacher/Pirate |
| Location | Sheldon City, West Sheldonia |
| Introduction | About me:
Skillz:
drawing, painting,
(Check out some of my artwork at deviantART!)
awesomeness, fighting, sailing (as long as there are no follow-up questions), butt kicking (and punching) (possibly yours if you're not careful), knot tying, not tying, fishing, burning Justin, eating, lock picking, phone tapping, computer hacking, ninja killing, thieving, swearing, drinking, pirating, chinese pirating, oldskule pirating, running, not running, etc.
Statz: Height: 6' 0" at least 5' 11" Weight: 170 lbs of pure fury Waist: 32" Inseem: a freakishly long 34" Biceps: yes Bust: Mozart Hips: none to speak of I'm doing this to fight boredom, practice writing, improve my computer skills, and to make some attempt at random human contact. |
| Interests | Art, Books, Sea (the), Stuff, Making Stuff Up, Writing, Amateur Theatre, Experimental Popsicle Making, Learning, Forgetting, Remembering Again, Ocean, Water, Tumbling, Interesting Gambling Opportunities, Explosives, MacGyver, Cold War (the) |
| Favorite movies | Seven Samaurai, Westerns, Chambara, Kung Fu movies, Garden State, Wes Anderson movies, Spider Man 1 & 2, Kill Bill, Dr. Strangelove, Indiana Jones, The Matrix (but not the sequels, so much), Miyazaki Movies, Amelie, City of Lost Children, Delicatessen, The Usual Suspects, the Lord of the Rings, Ghost in the Shell, Evil Dead 2, The Princess Bride, the original Star Wars Trilogy |
| Favorite music | The Hell Holes, The Dead Milkmen, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Pirate Booty and the Buccaneers, Public Enemy, They Might Be Giants, The Hungry, Hungry Hippos, The Unsuccessful Salesmen, The Arcade Fire, Interpol, The Mountain Goats, Gogol Bordello, Belle and Sebastien, Manu Chao, Frank Black, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Billy Idol, the Pogues, Blonde Redhead, the Clash, Elvis Costello, They Might Be Giants |
| Favorite books | The Pirates: In an Adventure with Scientists!, Carter Beats the Devil, Steinbeck, Hemingway, Faulkner, Asimov, Vonnegut, Frank Miller, Neil Gaiman, Myself (me write good!), Salinger, Dante, Marquez, Basho, Takuan, Gene Wolfe, |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
Are you sure that one's appropriate for children?