Jege (Jen)

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About me

Industry Architecture
Occupation malcontent, collector of humorously-shaped zucchinis
Location Portland, Oregon, United States
Introduction Jege is pronounced "Jedgie". Just so you know.
Interests Mocking others, Punching mimes, Llama racing, Shiny things, Nihilism, Ranting, Flinging chutney at elected officials, Smashing "precious moments" figurines, spite, hypocrisy, professional grudge-holding, muttering, cats
Favorite Movies Shaun of the Dead, Trainspotting, Brazil, My Life as a Dog, A Clockwork Orange, A Fish Called Wanda, Office Space, Grosse Pointe Blank, Heathers, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Jerk, The Princess Bride, The Matrix, Anything by Monty Python, Withnail & I, Grey Gardens, TV:, 30 Rock, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Sex and the City, Fawlty Towers, Scrubs, House, Coupling(BBC), The Office, News Radio, The Simpsons, Family Guy
Favorite Music Beastie Boys, Ramones, all old school punk/garage/thrash/industrial, Cake, Violent Femmes, Nine Inch Nails, Pixies, Replacements, Tenacious D, Nirvana, Pogues, Dropkick Murphys, The Clash, KMFDM, Gear Daddies, etc, etc....
Favorite Books (FAVORITE AUTHORS, ACTUALLY), JG Ballard, Irvine Welsh, David Sedaris, Nicholson Baker, Mil Millington, Hermann Hesse, Kurt Vonnegut, Woody Allen, Chuck Palahniuk, Augusten Burroughs, JK Rowling, A.L. Kennedy, Laurie Notaro, Wendy Mcclure, Graham Greene, Roald Dahl, Anastacia Campbell, Amanda Gersh

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

Fuck you.