Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional

My blogs

Gender	Female
Industry	Science
Occupation	Home Health Care Worker
Location	The Swamp, Florida, United States
Introduction	I'm not that prim & proper perfect Mom. I'm the one that trips her in the hall. I'm bitchy and sarcastic and a lot of FUN! Come along for the ride.
Interests	I LOVE: dogs, turtles, chocolate, storms, MY kids (not necessarily anyone elses!), tattoos, piercings, my friends, owls, blogging, the sun, the moon, animals, St Augustine, cruises, travel, sleeping, classic rock, cheese, my cell phone, cooking, the beach, crabs, swimming, country living, chili peppers, the internet, camping, candles, books, and my life. I HATE fake people, animal cruelty, breed specific laws, irresponsible pet owners, ignorance, brussels sprouts, bad drivers, drama, nosiness, assumptions, judgmental people, mushrooms, self-righteousness, black olives, greed, puppy mills, dog fighting, and liver.
Favorite Movies	Favorite Movies: horror movies, old movies, Dirty Dancing, Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, The Blind Side, all of the Disney/Pixar stuff, 50 First Dates.......
Favorite Music	classic rock! Eagles, Tom Petty, Journey...plus all sorts of stuff - Rascal Flatts, Toby Keith, Lady Antebellum, Sugarland, Taylor Swift, Dixie Chicks, 80's stuff, reggae ...
Favorite Books	She's Come Undone, I Know This Much is True, We Were the Mulvaneys, True crime, Anything by Haven Kimmel, Ann Rule, & Augusten Burroughs;

If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?

During the day. Duh!