Skrib (aka MEaster Bunny)

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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation Fluffer
Introduction I'm addicted to wanking my dicknose. Well, I suppose it's more of an imposed condition rather than an addiction. Ending this "addiction" shouldn't be a problem for any woman whose standards are low enough, so its continuation is at least a sign that I've kept some pride. But, you'd be surprised to find out how I blow my nose. Interested? Of course you are, slutty whorebag. So how's it feel to want?
Interests Your mom, Your dad, Your mom and your dad, Your dad and your mom, And your sister, Your grandma ain't lookin' too bad either
Favorite Movies Whorat (Borat), Flashed Away, Boobel (Babel), The Breastige (Prestige), A Good Rear, Stronger Than Friction, The Slutty Professor, Cold Mountin', Malcolm XXX, Face Jam, Glory Hole (Glory), Analize This, Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Favorite Music Abstract Penis, Baloney Ponys, Barnyard Slut, Ben Dover and the Screamers, Ben Wa and the Blue Balls, Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes, Dick Cheese and the Crackers, Dick Davis and the Dicktones, Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles, and more!
Favorite Books Tug of War by Paul Hard, Hot Dog! by Frank Furter, Big Fart! by Hugh Jass, Full Moon by Seymour Buns, Come on in! by Doris Open

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

Who gives a flying fuck? However, I can help you cure your stupidity and asking dumb-ass questions by making you drink an entire bottle of weed killer.