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Gender FEMALE
Location Scottsdale, AZ, United States
Introduction I’m a mom and a girlfriend who smiles at strangers to make them feel uncomfortable. 9 out of 10 times I push the shopping cart back to the front of the grocery store. I drink wine almost every night. I can’t give our son Espen enough kisses. I blurt out random sentences. I love to scream at stupid drivers. I drink any sauce that’s left over from a meal. I can’t give Jeremy enough kisses. I love the cast of SNL right now. I wish I was friends with Kristen Wiig. I hate the way my headband feels behind my ears right now, but it’s cute so I will leave it on. I miss my boyfriend Adam Carolla in the morning and miss my 3rd boyfriend, Conan ‘Coco’ O’Brien in the evenings. I love NPR, it’s perfect for those with a short attention span, like me! I dream about the house I grew up in probably 200 times a year, in fact 2 of my dreams this week involved that house. Did I mention I love to shop, especially online and I have no patience, so I always pay for 2 day air, or next day if it’s available. At the moment, I enjoy cooking yummy meals for me and Jeremy and little meals for Espen. I think I am a very lucky girl.