Stapleton.

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Gender MALE
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Introduction I am a Christian, a fiance, a bible college student, and as the more perceptive of you have probably realized by now, I am a writer and a poet. Writing is one of my passions in life, I have been writing since I was a small child and I have no intention of stopping until the Lord takes me, and hopefully He'll have writers in the New Earth. That would be awesome. Some of my influences include Roald Dahl, Dr. Seuss, J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Robert Jordan, Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, King David, and King Solomon. Anyway, welcome to my blog! Please read the things I have posted, they all come from my heart and are like my children. Whatever you read, I hope you enjoy your visit to this strange world I've created. Shalom!
Interests Dark fantasy worlds of which you are not familiar, Adventures, food, dragons, slaying goblins, exlporing, caves, creatures, spells, power, thrones, palaces, realms, worlds, Jesus Christ, God, evangelism.
Favorite Movies The Jerk, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Blues Brothers, Shaun of the Dead, Friday, The Other Guys, Snow White & The Huntsman, Alice & Wonderland, Peter Pan, anything dark and awesome
Favorite Music In Flames, Agalloch, Amon Amarth, Dark Tranquility, Insomnium, Wolves In The Throne Room, Immortal, Imperanon, Children of Bodom, Slayer, Kalmah, Norther, Wintersun, Nile, Falconer, Iron Maiden, (the list goes on, I really don't have time to list all of the awesome bands that I listen to)
Favorite Books The Holy Bible, LOTR, The Wheel of Time, The Shining, The Hobbit, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Through The Looking Glass, Necronomicon, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Brothers Grimm

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Kill the goat, and combine its horned skull with the slinky to make a grappling hook. Then think light thoughts as I climb...