Shawn Michael Adams

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Gender MALE
Occupation Data Scientist/Information Management/Digital Asset Manager
Location Long Beach, California, United States
Introduction 5'11", Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, 170lbs, Athletic, New York, LA, Paris, Bangkok, Beijing, Bagdhad, The Shire....World traveler and International Man of Mystery. Enough of that, seriously though: Some of the things that I have thought were really bad things in my life have ended up actually being total blessings in disguise ("À quelque chose sert malheur" -Noël du FAIL, Propos rustiques XIII). If those events hadn't happened, I definately would not be in the position that I am in today with the most important people in my life; without having to first face some bad first I would never have discovered those that are so dear to me or understood so well what they mean to me.... With that, a little about moi... I have a very strange sense of humor and an even stranger taste in food. I love everything from country music to punk rock. I play Banjo. Climbing is awesome. Like the little girl Samara, I don't sleep much. Chocolate is good. I am an ordained minister. Hitting rock bottom sometimes requires jumping head first. I am very into horror. I am an EQUAL opportunity empolyer. Bard Rocks! I want Yellow Cake. Preferably from Africa.
Interests Who I'd like to meet: Porn Stars, People who have climbed Mt. Everest, Lawyers who are honest, Politicians who are not corrupt, Doctors who are really only interested in helping people and not making money, Educators who are only interested in educating and not getting paid, Santino, Intelligent People, God, Satan, Proof of the after life. If after reading my profile you feel that I should know you, then drop me a line. If you are the weakest link... Good Bye! ..
Favorite Movies You asked for it.... Motorcycle Diaries, Garden State, Flash Gordon, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Gattaca, Meet the Feebles, Gummo, Series 7, Session 9, Ringu, Fight Club, Even Dwarfs Started Small, Urbania, Gummo, SAW, Jerry McGuire, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Wo de Muchen Fuchen (or The Road Home, in America), B.Monkey, Boondock Saints, Seven, Dog Soldiers, Sin City, Cocoon, Batteries Not Included, Back to the Future 1, 2, 3, 28 Days Later, Kung Fu Hustle, Boogie Nights, Goonies, Bio-Dome, Point Break, Bad Lieutenant, Forrest Hump, Behind the Green Door, Deep Throat, The Violation of Torri Welles, any Max Hardcore movie, Stoked, Tremors, Dog Soldiers, Wendego, Ravenous, The Exorcist, PCU, The Brotherhood of the Wolf, In the Company of Wolves, Flowers in the Attic, The Sixth Sense, NightWatch, DayWatch, The Departed, Gleaming the Cube, Audition, Orgazmo, Casino Royale, Brown Bunny, Gummo, Kids, Beerfest, ClubDread, the list goes on and on
Favorite Music Too many to name
Favorite Books Kiss Me Judas, Diary, Syrup, Jennifer Government, Survivor, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Choke, 1984, Animal Farm, A Sound of Thunder, A Brave New World, Hey Nostradamus!, Penny Dreadful, The Da Vinci Code, Dream of the Red Mansion, The Vampire Chronicles, Das Kapital, On Guerilla Warfare, Quotations of Chairman Mao, The Art of Deception, The Art of Intrusion, Heart of Darkness, Porno, The Maelstrom, The Tell-Tale Heart, The Raven, The Murders at the Rue Morgue, The Black Cat, The Mask of Red Death, Hannibal, too many to get into