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About me

Occupation mommy extraordinaire!
Location the dreaded 'burbs of DC
Introduction i am 36. mother of two awesome, rambunctious and adorable boys. i'm lucky enough to be able to stay home with my boys, and feel like i've found my true calling -- no stupid job is this much fun or this rewarding, though the pay does SUCK. sometimes i dress way too young for my age. i used to dig the punk rock. i still do. i used to wear safety pins in my ears and skull rings and black nail polish and too much eyeliner...shit, was that really 20 YEARS AGO? sometimes i still want to. yes, i'm completely immature. i'm cool with being one of the boys. i love beer, magazines, hello kitty and VH1 classic. yes, i said VH1 CLASSIC. i AM 36, remember? when i was old enough to know better, i was in a band. it was fun to play rock chick for a while. i hate math, but ended up in a profession where i had to know complicated formulas. err, maybe they were just complicated for me, i dunno. i have ADD, OCD and am totally neurotic but, damn, do i know how to party!
Interests music, movies, books, drinking beer, nail polish, shopping, laughing, music, crafty shit like embroidery and knitting
Favorite Movies my immortal beloved, bladerunner, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, this is spinal tap, SLC punk!, dazed and confused, napoleon dynamite, harold and kumar go to white castle, kill bill vols. 1 and 2
Favorite Music the smiths, johnny cash, ted leo, pizzicato five, pixies, descendents, echo and the bunnymen
Favorite Books life of pi, running with scissors, middlesex, harry potter, wicked

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

these questions suck.