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About me

Gender Female
Industry Fashion
Occupation Hairstylist Extraordinaire
Location In Your Head, CA, United States
Introduction What do you want to know? I don't pretend to be anything other than what I am. I'm a lunatic in disguise really, lol. I work by day and I read. Obsessively. I have a lot of random thoughts that run through my head and I sometimes feel the need to point out the errant stupidity of others and the obvious fuckedupness of the world around me as I see it. A somewhat normal person who was once inadvertently blindsided by the subliminal messaging of Stephanie Meyer and her Twilight Books. I am....a TWILIGHTER. I have a family, somewhere, they don't talk to me anymore because of twilight. If you feel you need advice on something feel free to email me...hair, relationships, whatever. BUT BE WARNED!! Any advice dispensed in this column is user beware. You take it at your own risk. I take absofuckinglutely NO responsibility for whether or not you have a brain and whether or not you choose to engage it properly.
Interests Currently whatever blows my skirt up. So, yea, before you judge me maybe you should read the whole damn thing first.... At the moment I am afflicted with a raging Twilight Addiction. Actually, it's just a major book addiction really...my Barnes and Noble card is getting a major workout. Laugh if you must, just know that I have a voodoo doll with your name on it and a box of nails just in case. .. I'm Team Edward all the way. Who can resist a guy with several degrees from Ivy League Universities, is 108 yrs old, but doesn't look a day over 17....and has above average taste in vehicles? lol Yea, right, *smiles*
Favorite Movies Duh. And pretty much all the other movies that are out there too.
Favorite Books Suffice to say, everything I have read.

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Cork high heeled platforms with ankle straps that I stole off the hooker when I mugged her for them.