|Location||Sterling, VA, United States|
|Introduction||I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal... People know me... I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany|
|Interests||restoring balance to the world|
|Favorite Movies||Full Metal Jacket|
What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?
that a spider ate me...