The Empress of Fabulous

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About me

Gender Female
Location Virginia, United States
Introduction No, I would not care to elaborate on that.
Interests feminism, starting the revolution, finishing the revolution, ponies, the bumpit, attractive yet unattainable men, couture, romance novels, The Economist, Stephen Colbert
Favorite Movies The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, Young Frankenstein, The Shining, Gone With The Wind, Stardust
Favorite Music Kasabian, The Kooks, Jack Penate, Jose Gonzalez, The Wombats, The Four Tops, Fiona Apple, Cage The Elephant, Elbow
Favorite Books This Side of Paradise- F Scott Fitzgerald, The Phantom Tollbooth- Norton Juster, Skinny Legs and All- Tom Robbins, Everything Is Illuminated- Jonathan S Foer, Me Talk Pretty One Day- David Sedaris

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Ethel, Thank you so much for remembering me on my birthday. Your thoughtful and unique gift will be a wonderful addition to my breakfast table, not only for its practical use, but as a welcome conversation piece. I hope you are doing well and I look forward to seeing you over the holidays. Love, E.o.F.