The Histrionics of a Fat Housewife
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|Occupation||Lactator, Gestator, Nurturer|
|Location||Seoul, Not Just a State of Mind, South Korea|
|Introduction||I'm an excellent cook, a lousy housekeeper, and a bleeding heart liberal. I love coffee but can't make it. I lust after Prada but can't afford it. And I never wear sunblock. I live by the motto, "Eat more. Wear black." It hasn't been working out so well for me, though. As you can see. I keep this blog not for myself, but to entertain my friends and family. I'm generous that way.|
|Interests||Anything that will make me rich, thin, and beautiful.|
|Favorite Movies||The Big Lebowski. Rent it. Love it. Or get your head examined.|
|Favorite Music||Anything loud enough to drown out my children's incessant chatter.|
|Favorite Books||A Confederacy of Dunces. She's Come Undone. And anything by Molly Ivins.|
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
A soap dish in the shape of a four poster bed, of course. It's a good thing.