Ronnie Kerrigan

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Occupation Stand-in for Douglas Fairbanks Sr., who died in 1939. I think it's time I fired my agent.
Location Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
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Introduction Ronald J. Kerrigan was born at an untimely age - the Bronze Age, to be precise - in the town of Belfast. This blog shows the range of his unpublished and unfinished works discovered in the buttonhole of his jacket after his untimely demise. One of his lifelong passions included travelling to imaginary locations during the frozen winter. Sadly, on a recent trip he was hit on the head by a snowflake. His last words were, "Whoops-a-daisy."
Interests Reading, sniffing, eating, and dating books, (presently married to a 1st Edition of Madame Bovary), literature, poetry, drama, theatre, (Albee, Tennessee Williams, Beckett, Wilde, Ibsen), film, humour, ideas, contemplation, language, justice, music, guitar, baroque towns, making yodeling sounds late at night, pinching noses (I keep a collection in the attic: they still tend to sneeze a lot)
Favorite Movies Bringing Up Baby, Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House, I Was a Male War Bride, the Marx Brothers, My Favorite Brunette, The Paleface, Random Harvest, Lucky Partners, The Maltese Falcon, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Rebecca, Double Indemnity, Monsieur Verdoux, The Third Man, The Major and the Minor, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Out of Towners, The Producers, Quick Change, The Man Who Knew Too Little, The Pink Panther Strikes Again, The King of Comedy, The Money Pit, Falling Down, On the Waterfront, Bad Day at Black Rock, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Barefoot in the Park, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, Gone With The Wind, The Bicycle Thieves, Fargo, Bonnie and Clyde, Build My Gallows High, Out of the Past, The Night of the Hunter, Cape Fear, River of No Return, Trading Places, Jean de Florette, Manon des Sources, The Singer, Sideways, Downfall, 3:10 to Yuma, Goldfinger, The Godfather: Part II, A Man for all Seasons, Persona, Wild Strawberries, Winter Light, The Silence, Through a Glass Darkly, The Seventh Seal, Summer with Monika, Taxi Driver, Internal Affairs, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Cool Hand Luke, The Hustler, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Annie Hall, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Hannah and Her Sisters, Manhattan, Amelie, Priceless, Le Dîner De Cons, L'Auberge Espagnole, Water, The Three Colours Trilogy, The Double Life of Véronique, Pan's Labyrinth, Au Revoir les Enfants, La Haine, Flame and Citron, L.A. Confidential, A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, High Plains Drifter, Pale Rider, Unforgiven, American Beauty, Sylvia, The History Boys, The Bourne Trilogy, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire, City Island, Winter's Bone, Another Happy Day, Blue is the Warmest Color, End of Watch, American Hustle, The Babadook, Whiplash, Nebraska, American Sniper, The Drop, Room, Son of Saul, Nocturnal Animals, Hell or High Water
Favorite Music Jimi Hendrix, Taste, Rory Gallagher, Robin Trower, The Kinks, The Doors, Thin Lizzy, Michael Schenker, The Doobie Brothers, Wings, David Bowie, Suzanne Vega, Sade, Beethoven, Mahler, Haydn, Vivaldi, Ravel, Erik Satie, I like to play 'East Coast blues' when I'm on the West Coast and vice versa. Also, listening to 'truck driving country music' when I'm walking. I've been pulled over a few times by law enforcement officers' looking for my truck.
Favorite Books The Idiot, Crime and Punishment, The Brothers Karamazov, The Death of Ivan Ilyich, A Moveable Feast, The Sun Also Rises, The Great Gatsby, The Catcher In The Rye, The Bell Jar, The Necklace, (a short story by Guy de Maupassant), The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Happy Prince, Snow Country, The Sound of The Mountain, The Alchemist, Slaughterhouse-Five, Veronika Decides to Die, Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Mrs Dalloway, Waiting for Godot, The Fall, The Outsider, The Plague, Dubliners, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Ulysses, Whose Life Is It Anyway?, Les Enfants Terribles, Heart of Darkness, Complete Prose by Woody Allen, The Magic Lantern, Invisible, Unless, The Stone Diaries, The Woman Who Waited, Six Degrees of Separation, Madame Bovary, In Cold Blood, American Psycho, The Trial, The Complete Stories of Franz Kafka, Bounjour Tristesse, David Golder, Suite Française, Jezebel, Fire In The Blood, Journey to the End of the Night, A Life's Music, The Book of Illusions, Confucius from the Heart, Siddhartha, Monsieur Linh and His Child, The Buried Giant, (and my early teenage years), Richmal Crompton, Enid Blyton, Frank Richards

Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?

Nothing. A rubber stamp can't speak.