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You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
My milkshake feels smug, seeing as how no juice comes out of the apple when you try to drink it like that. I've tried. I must grovel back to the milksake, realise it will make me fat, then switch to the icy, non creamy equivalent.