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Introduction I serve with a missions organization called Youth with a Mission in Madison, Wisconsin. I'm learning to be like Jesus, and I love watching Him bring freedom and healing to people's lives--including my own.

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

That's easy! Everyone knows that diplomatic contact with other species is formally concluded with a solemn exchange of footwear. *for all sentient beings that wear things on their lower appendages that is. In case of one or more parties being shoeless, pocket handkerchiefs are given instead...