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Industry Arts
Occupation Writer
Location Northern Maine, United States
Interests Reading speculative fiction and writing speculative fiction.
Favorite Movies The Matrix, Spirited Away, Hoodwinked, Kung Fu Hustle, Bubba Ho Tep, Top Hat (Fred Astaire movies), Arsenic & Old Lace (Cary Grant movies)
Favorite Music Evanescence, Nightwish, Classical, Blue Oyster Cult, AC/DC, All the 80s hair bands, and peaceful New Agey stuff like Kitaro or Carlos Nakai.
Favorite Books Witches of Karres, Dune, Earth of the New Sun series by Gene Wolfe, Tinker, Sunshine, Nightlife, Nightwatch, Anything by Terry Pratchett.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

It's hard to laugh with a knife clenched between your teeth in true piratical style.