Tracy

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Gender FEMALE
Occupation Gerbil Wrangler
Location Colorado, United States
Introduction I live with my husband Matt and a gerbil named Kanga. Art is usually pen/ink or pencil. Writing is usually poetry.
Interests animals, animal rescue, therapy animals, pet therapy, animal massage, animal sanctuaries, no-kill shelters, humane societies, Rescue Ink, animals and humans, animal myth, animal symbolism, gerbils, hamsters, mice, cats, kittens, horses, newts, lizards, tamarins, meerkats, horses, Cute Overload, I Can Has Cheezburger?, sea monsters, vegetarianism, vegetarian cooking, dessert, cake, cupcakes, salad, nutrition, fitness, art, Pre-Raphaelites, drawing, pen and ink, writing, poetry, flash fiction, short stories, literature, Foucault, ancient civilizations, apocalypse, apocalypse and society, apocalypse and religion, apocalypse and art, apocalypse and literature, The Devil, symbolism of the Devil in society, symbolism of the Devil in religion, symbolism of the Devil in art, symbolism of the Devil in literature, evil, evil and society, evil in religion, evil in art, evil in literature, cult of personality, Rasputin, cults, cults and society, cults and religion, survivalists, survivalists and society, hair color, funky hair, funky clothes, transformation, depression, OCD, trauma, post-traumatic stress disorder, stress, self-injury, Bettie Page, Jung, sex and society, sex and art, sexuality, spirituality, mind-body connection, chakras, meditation, guided visualization, biolateral composition, alternative healing, Andrew Weil, edge of the earth, dinosaurs, gladiators, Roman Emperors, Caligula, The Inquisition, space, black holes, worm holes, deep ocean, toys, Barbie Dolls, miniature toys, Adult Swim, Strangers with Candy, Japanese toys, Resident Evil 4, Nintendo DS, Nintendo, jigsaw puzzles, crossword puzzles, word find puzzles, Clue board game, coloring books, paint-by-number, View-Master
Favorite Movies Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Xanadu, Prick Up Your Ears, Rules of Attraction, Crank, Bully, The Descent, El Topo, 24 Hour Party People, Duel, Velvet Goldmine, Vincent and Theo, The Legend of Leigh Bowery, My Best Fiend (documentary: Klaus Kinski and Werner Herzog), Milo and Otis, Star 80, Taxi Driver, The King of Comedy, Hellraiser, Faster Pussycat, All That Jazz, Romper Stomper, Charlotte's Web (with Paul Lynde), The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Wicker Man (with Christopher Lee), Mephisto (with Klaus Maria Brandauer), The Damned (with Dirk Bogarde), The Jerk, Super Troopers, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Planet of the Apes (with Charlton Heston), Sin City, 28 Days Later, The Shining, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, The Lair of the White Worm, The Towering Inferno, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Step Brothers, The Royal Tenenbaums, Election, Jackie Brown, Office Space, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Big Top Pee-wee, Orlando, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore, Hearts of Darkness (documentary), Francis Bacon (documentary about the artist), Napoleon Dynamite, Hamlet 2, films by Kenneth Anger, Elizabeth, High Fidelity, Trainspotting, Phantasm, Sunshine (director Danny Boyle), Sweet and Lowdown, Husbands and Wives, Manhattan, Crimes and Misdemeanors, The Doors, Alien, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, anything with Gary Oldman, Pulp Fiction, Scarface (with Al Pacino), anything by or featuring Christopher Guest, Life of Brian, Turn of the Screw (with Julian Sands), 300, Party Monster, River's Edge, Deliverance, 2001, Fight Club, Spider Baby, Das Boot, The Sound of Music, DiG!, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, The Curse of the Living Corpse, True Romance, Halloween (original), Dazed and Confused, Boogie Nights, Happiness, The Rapture
Favorite Music The Beatles, David Bowie, XTC, Happy Mondays, Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant, Pink Floyd, Wings / Paul McCartney, George Harrison, The Polyphonic Spree / The Fragile Army, VAST, YES, T-Rex, Rush, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Brian Jonestown Massacre, AC/DC, Adam Ant, Guster, Outkast, André 3000, Missy Elliot, Kimba Arem, David Grand, Andy Gibb, Barry Manilow, Big Audio Dynamite, Black Sabbath, Bob Marley, The Breeders, Boston, The Cars, The Church, Cornershop, The Cure, The Distillers, The Dukes of the Statosphear, Eagles of Death Metal, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, ELO, Elton John (old stuff), Billy Joel (old stuff), The Pixies, Gorillaz, Kate Bush, KISS, Love and Rockets, Michael Nyman, Philip Glass / Kronos Quartet, They Might Be Giants, Nine Inch Nails, The Orb, R.E.M., Prince, John Denver, Jim Croce, The Police, Supergrass, U2, Van Halen (not Van Hagar), Vince Guaraldi, Mozart, The White Stripes, Bauhaus, The Band, Squeeze, 16 Horsepower, The Who, Peaches, Spoon
Favorite Books The Upstart Spring, Anger (bio of Kenneth Anger), Where the Sidewalk Ends, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Mapplethorpe: A Biography, books by Harry Crews, The Dream at the End of the World, Head of a Sad Angel (Stories of Alfred Chester), The Art of Beatrix Potter, The Complete Cats in the sun, Richard Scarry's Best Storybook Ever, Apocalypse Pretty Soon, Heart of Darkness, stories by early American writers (such as Washington Irving and Nathaniel Hawthorne, etc.), The Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs, The Complete Edgar Allan Poe, stories by Franz Kafka, Sowa's Ark, Freckle Juice, Barrel Fever, Apocalypse Culture, Apocalypse Culture II, Cult Rapture, The Strange Last Voyage of Donald Crowhurst, books by H.P. Lovecraft, Muffin Dragon, Danny and the Dinosaur, Wacky Wednesday, After Man: A Zoology of the Future, The End Is Near (collection of outsider art), works by Paul Bowles, Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground, The Cat Inside (by William Burroughs)

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I would break the slinky in two by rubbing it against a rock and I would place one slinky half on each foot so that I am bouncing up and down until I have gotten far up enough that I can crawl out. Finally, I would get help to rescue the goat. Simple.