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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation (Fake) Guard Dog
Location Upstate New York, United States
Introduction Some call me a designer dog - most just call me cute. I'm a Puggle, which is a cross between a Pug and a Beagle. I live with my mom and dad in a tiny little apartment, until my dad is done remodeling the house he bought waaaaaay before they got me.
Interests Chasing Cars, Chewing on Pig Ears, Drinking out of the Toilet, Camping out under the Couch (while I still fit), Sniffing Backsides
Favorite Movies Must Love Dogs, Reservoir Dogs, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Cujo
Favorite Music Anything by "3 Dog Night."
Favorite Books Dude, I'm a dog. I don't read.