|Introduction||Aging misfit obsessed with pop culture. Occasionally takes time out to read a newspaper. He/They|
|Interests||writing, drawing, classic cinema, comic art, reading, music, pop culture, walking, news, politics, history, Internet, neurodiversity, Unitarian Universalism, LGBTQ, the human condition|
|Favorite Movies||Rear Window, The Apartment, The Wizard of Oz, A Streetcar Named Desire, Dr. Strangelove, Sons of the Desert, The Music Box, Bringing Up Baby, The Miracle of Morgan Creek, Bachelor Mother, The Devil and Miss Jones, His Girl Friday, Ball of Fire, The Shop Around the Corner, It Happened One Night, Larceny, Inc, The President's Analyst, Bananas, Take the Money and Run, Hannah and Her Sisters, Nashville, Frozen, Moonstruck, The Best Years of Our Lives, Shadow of a Doubt, Citizen Kane, Portrait of Jennie, Casablanca, The Snake Pit, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Cool Hand Luke, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Bride of Frankenstein, West Side Story, Cabaret, Modern Times, Safety Last, Mary Poppins, Calamity Jane, Annie Get Your Gun, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Crying Game, The Maltese Falcon, The Thin Man, Thelma and Louise, Top Hat, Some Like It Hot, The Birdcage, The Ritz, Duck Soup, A Night at the Opera, Man on the Flying Trapeze, That's Entertainment, Love You Tonight, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Gold Diggers of 1933, The Band Wagon, Singin' in the Rain, The Nutty Professor, The Odd Couple, MASH, Sunset Boulevard, Sounder, The Thing from Another World, The Producers, Blazing Saddles, The 12 Chairs, Wayne's World, Austin Powers trilogy, The Graduate, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Cat People, The Curse of the Cat People, Georgy Girl, Kiss of the Spider Woman, American Graffiti, The Last Picture Show, The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, A Bucket of Blood, The Little Shop of Horrors (1960), Night of the Living Dead, Glen or Glenda, Plan Nine from Outer Space, The Bellboy, The Ladies Man, The Errand Boy, Ninotchka, A Raisin in the Sun, Abbott and Costello Meets Frankenstein, A Comedy of Terrors, The Misfits|
|Favorite Music||The Beatles, Beach Boys, The Supremes, Rolling Stones, The Who, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Seger, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Blondie, Bee Gees, Queen, Elton John, David Bowie, Prince, Cher, Barbra Streisand, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Dolly Parton, Bette Midler, Liza Minelli, Idina Menzel, Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry, Eartha Kitt, Janis Joplin, Michael Jackson, Pink Floyd, Little Richard, Fats Domino, The Drifters, The Coasters, Dionne Warwick, The Carpenters, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Tony Bennett, Dean Martin, Judy Garland, Shirley Bassey, Burt Bacharach, Stephen Sondheim, Rodgers and Hart, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Cole Porter, Leonard Bernstein, George Gershwin, Irving Berlin, Lerners and Lowe, Jerome Kern, Johnny Mercer, Henry Mancini, Y.A. Harburg, George M. Cohan, John Philip Sousa, Andrew Lloyd Weber|
|Favorite Books||The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Slaughterhouse Five, Breakfast of Champions, Catch-22, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Great Gatsby, American Pastoral, Goodbye Columbus, The Big Sleep, The Illustrated Man, The Red Badge of Courage, Act One, The Last Confederate Widow Tell All, Hollywood Babylon, Hollywood Babylon II, The Things They Carried, Tales of the City, Open Secret, Answered Prayers, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Music for Chameleons, In Cold Blood, Palimpsest, Myra Breckenridge, Myron, The City and the Pillar, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, Favorite Cartoonists:, Charles M Schulz, Garry Trudeau, Jules Fieffer, Robert Crumb, Harvey Kurtzman, Walt Kelly, Sergio Aragones, Will Elder, Mort Drucker, Gary Larson, Howard Cruse, Alison Bechdel, Eric Orner, Julia Kaye|
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
TV news anchors.