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|Introduction||I am perishable, easily spoiled, and have a creamy smooth consistency. I am sold as an industrial solvent, but can be used as an aperitif as well. I snap back wash after wash and when you check your grocer's dairy section you can find me under "Fancy Shredded." I have many uses and can be shoved into your pocket. I slice, dice, and juillienne. I am built for comfort, not for speed. I will outlast the competition, bring home the bacon, AND fry it up in the pan. I am the beef, and the beef is here. I am pink, and frilly. I am just for the taste of it. I am a limited time offer. I am awake.|
|Interests||small things that are alive, writing, myself, where they get the seeds for seedless grapes, spirituality, nailpolish, anything glittery, jalapenos|
|Favorite Movies||Topper, Fight Club, 3.14...PI, First Blood|
|Favorite Music||Hip Hop, World, Country, Drums, Bjork, Throwing Muses, CCR, and of course, Neil Young|
|Favorite Books||Any Dictionary, also the phone book, "The Minds of Billy Milligan" by Daniel Keyes|
What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
Stamps is married now, that was a different time for both of us.