Zek J. Evets

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Gender MALE
Industry Government
Occupation Analyst
Location Bay Area, California, United States
Introduction Wordsmith. Instrumentalist. Melancholic. Pessoptimist. Troubadour. Doodler. People-Watcher. Urban Explorer. Hopeful Romantic. Pataphysician. Saboteur Academic. Social Justice Wizard.
Interests 11:11, adventures, Calvin & Hobbes, big cities/small towns, Craigslist missed connections, doodles, Febreeze, gamers, Mahatma Ghandi, Hip-Hop dancing, hot showers, kazoos, keychain collections, literature, Lao Tzu, martial arts, mimes, nighttime, Oscar Wilde, people-watching, philosophy, procrastination, quotes, Mexican Coke, saxophones, Stella-Artois, stories, and Super-Nintendo
Favorite Movies Kung-fu flicks, romantic-comedies, zombie movies, trilogies, and whatever Netflix recommends me
Favorite Music Jazz, blues, reggae, soul, alternative indie rock whatever, bluegrass AKA the real country, klezmer, Motown, soundtracks, hip-hop, folk, and my own personal sound
Favorite Books Sci-fi, trashy fantasy, fact books, histories/biographies, current American short fiction, anything remotely noir, and pop-up books

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Buy some orange dye. Steal a shaggy dog. Color, kill, then skin that bitch. Super-glue the fur to your Converse Allstars and hope nobody notices the red footprints you leave behind.