JOSH BARKEY

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Arts
Occupation Writer
Location United States
Introduction Grew up in the Amazon, catching and eating piranhas before they could catch and eat me. Paid for an English degree by hand-planting 500K(ish) baby trees in Canadian dirt. Now living in a shed in North Carolina, making stuff.
Favorite Books Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Margaret Atwood, Graham Greene, Terry Pratchett, John Steinbeck, and Dr. Seuss. Anything else that is well-written and true.

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

If your nose were on strike, would you picket?