|Introduction||Grew up paddling a dugout around the Amazon, fishing for piranhas. Then paid for an English degree by hand-planting hundreds of thousands of baby trees in Canadian dirt. Now living in a shed in North Carolina, making word-arrangements.|
|Interests||Family, Friends, Writing, Reading, Painting, Drawing, Teaching, Soccer, Tennis, Chess.|
|Favorite Movies||Million Dollar Hotel, I Heart Huckabees, The Princess Bride, Mary Poppins, Off the Map, As It Is In Heaven, and so on.|
|Favorite Music||Anything Mellow and Live.|
|Favorite Books||Anything by Graham Greene, Terry Pratchett, John Steinbeck, C.S. Lewis, Roald Dahl, or Lewis Carroll. Anything else that is well-written and true.|
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
If your nose were on strike, would you picket?