Hardly Workin

About me

Gender Male
Industry Law
Occupation Assistant Attorney General
Location Seattle, WA
Introduction I consider my most notable attribute to be my fear of death. I try to live life keeping in mind that I may be hit by a bus tomorrow. After three years at my hated corporate law 'job', I recently changing my empleyment and plan to be happy once again. Will soon (Jan 24thish) be the father of the best boy/girl ever.
Interests Stuff I have to do. Work on my house(s), play soccer, be pissed off about politics, hangout with people and bullshit.
Favorite Movies Duck Soup, Aliens, I Heart Huckabees, the Maltese Falcon, Robocop, Seven Samurai, Goodfellas, Monty Python and the HOly Grail, The Life Aquatic, Rashomon, City Lights, Jaws, The Incredibles, Destry Rides Again, Annie Hall, Harvey, History of the World Part I, Brazil, etc. etc. etc.
Favorite Music Right now listening to a lot of postgrungealternativewhateverness.
Favorite Books Cloud Atlas, Slaughterhouse Five (and most other Vonegutt), Catcher in the Rye, The Satanic Verses.

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

I believe the fork and spoon share the common anscestor of the finger.