J. D. Richard
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You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
Assuming that I had no choice but to defend myself, I'd quickly skewer fat, jumbo, scary-story-around-a-campfire sized marshmallows on sticks at a time. They would magically appear out of the sky. I would patiently rotisserie the kabobs right over the smoking hot, flame throwing organs inside the dragon's throat that I've slit--before they cool down forever and the opportunity is missed.