The Life and Times of Esmeralda O'Toole

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Law
Occupation SuperHero
Location Fl
Introduction I am a mere container with tons of useless (and sometimes useful) knowledge stored within ---Mel-i-pedia if you will. I am a girlie tomboy. I am 6’ tall and I like to wear heals. Not to be taller, but they make my legs look fabulous. I’m a broke future sugar momma. I’m almost a lawyer and nearly sane… most days. I’d rather be an artist. I’m probably too smart for my own good. I’d rather be too pretty. I’m a very lazy highly motivated individual. Sarcasm is the highest form of communication. I far too often end up dancing on stage and can shake my ass likes it’s nobodies business. But, really I’m very shy, a shy extrovert if you will. And as much as those things seem to be in juxtaposition, they are very compatible. I’m a linear thinker so I’m good at explaining complicated things. Except myself. And in the words of one of my favorite people on the planet … I am left and right brained with big brown eyes, what you got?!
Interests Everything... I am insatiable
Favorite Music I like it all.
Favorite Books Law School Text Books... yeah!!!!!

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

Nothing but strategically placed frosting ;)