The Sagacious Dodger

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Gender Male
Occupation Kicking Ass
Location Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Introduction Pure as the driven snow, hard as the Russian hammer, and twisted as the sickle that crosses it.
Interests Books, Women, Food, Martial Arts, News, Ranting, Charles Dickens, Halloween, Boobs (not the social kind), The Derriere Extraordinaire.
Favorite Movies Boondock Saints, Big Trouble in Little China, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Rocky, On the Waterfront, Collateral, The 10th Kingdom, Legend, The Replacements, Seven Samurai, Maverick
Favorite Music Type O Negative, Nickelback, Rush, Dropkick Murphys, Gaelic Storm, Jekyll and Hyde, Dr. Dre, Charlie Daniels, Frederic Fucking Chopin, Corporate Avenger, Wolfsheim, Hank Williams Jr., Depeche Mode, Megadeth, Corvus Corax
Favorite Books Oliver Twist, American Aurora, Lord Foul's Bane, If Chins Could Kill, War for the Oaks, The Wind in the Willows, The First man in Rome, Street Soldier, Poor Richard's Almanac

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Jenny Jones might get me to tell that story but I know the goat aint talkin...