About me

Industry Advertising
Occupation Account Manager
Location Auckland, New Zealand
Introduction I do a great robot. I like to wear comfortable shoes but I am not a lesbian. I am very low-maintenance but highly irritable. My least favourite animal is the hummingbird. My least favourite fruit is the watermelon. I just learned last year the Clamato juice has ACTUAL clam juice in it. I still think it is delicious. My favourite pie is lemon meringue, followed by pumpkin. I like to plot things like 'awesomeness' and 'irritation' on spectrums. My favourite item of grammar is the ellipsis...

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

Oh, cruel irony.