Vitusdude
| Introduction | Vitusude is a former professional bicycle racer. After his stunning debut in the 1913 Tour de France where he finished in the top 199, Vitusdude continued to almost ride competitively for over 60 years until returning a positive drug test for Clembuterol in the 1975 Tour L'Avenir. It was the burrito, he said. Vitusdude now lives quietly in semi-retirement and disgrace, curating this pathetic blog and occasionally driving vintage limos for unsuspecting brides and grooms. |
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