To paraphrase a bit of lyrics from an Alanis Morissette song:
I can be an asshole of the grandest kind / I can withhold like it's going out of style / I can be the moodiest baby / And you've never met anyone who is as negative as I am sometimes / I am the wisest man you've ever met / I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected / I have the bravest heart that you've ever seen / And you've never met anyone who's as positive as I am sometimes