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Gender MALE
Location Greensboro, NC, United States
Introduction Reviewer, Writer, Questionable Thinker, Random Extraordinaire.
Interests Movies, Gaming, Poker, Computers
Favorite Movies Seven Samurai, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Limelight, Ikiru, Grave of the Fireflies, Casablanca.
Favorite Music The Killers, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Coldplay.
Favorite Books Of Mice and Men, All Quiet on the Western Front.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

Well, first I would create a complex anti-laughing mechanism (duct tape). Then I would have to strategically place myself in the most appropriate spot in case a laugh did sneak out (bathroom). And if that all failed... well then I'd whip on my clown costume and change careers.