|Industry||Communications or Media|
|Location||Metro Vancouver, Canada|
|Introduction||Green mama, writer, dreamer, maker of things, engineer, whiz-bang cartwheeler, shoddy housekeeper.|
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
This is totally a trick question, because I actually don't have any aunts at all. So it would go something like, "Hey, who knew my mother / father had a long lost sister? Welcome to the family, and thanks so much for the syrup!"