About me

Gender MALE
Industry Engineering
Occupation Pessimist
Location Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa
Introduction Soldier of fortune, international lover and all-round nice guy. Drains a speciality. Apparently, I can also be described as "Eeyore with a god-complex" (thanks, Terri). I'd rather not mention what other people have said.
Interests Sleeping
Favorite Movies The one with what's-his-name, where they did that thing. C'mon, you know, THAT one.
Favorite Music The vacuum cleaner concerto for three vacuum cleaners and string orchestra in F# minor by Chestykoff.
Favorite Books The dictionary

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

In the verdant catastrophe of forgotten elephants, the defenestration is exposed.