|Location||Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa|
|Introduction||Soldier of fortune, international lover and all-round nice guy. Drains a speciality. Apparently, I can also be described as "Eeyore with a god-complex" (thanks, Terri). I'd rather not mention what other people have said.|
|Favorite Movies||The one with what's-his-name, where they did that thing. C'mon, you know, THAT one.|
|Favorite Music||The vacuum cleaner concerto for three vacuum cleaners and string orchestra in F# minor by Chestykoff.|
|Favorite Books||The dictionary|
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
In the verdant catastrophe of forgotten elephants, the defenestration is exposed.