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Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation Developer
Location Carrboro, North Carolina, United States
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Introduction I'm 26 years old, currently working at Fruition Partners as a Service-Now Developer and Consultant. My current focus is on customizing and enhancing Service-Now to fit the needs of various clients. My specific specialty is in aiding Multi-Service Providers with a "Domain Separated" implementation. Beyond Service-Now, I have a good handful of experience and success with SEO, and a plethora of experience with Linux/PHP/MySQL/JavaScript. I'm currently in love with my new beautiful wife! Together we're enjoying settling down in North Carolina, and taking time out to travel the world. Our goal is to visit all 50 states, and as many countries as I possibly can. Eventually we'd like to both work remotely, and travel without even having to take a vacation.
Interests traveling, space exploration, technology, any great story (movies, television series, games), programming
Favorite Movies Battle Royale, Hangover, Serenity, Zombieland, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog
Favorite Music Dropkick Murphys, Owl City, Johann Sebastian Bach, Green Day, The Offspring, Hellogoodbye, Panic! at the Disco
Favorite Books Ender's Game / Ender's Shadow series, Eragon Cycle, Ready Player One, Dresden Files, Ben Bova's Grand Tour Series

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Indifferent I imagine. The apple can't hold a candle to the milkshake (not that the milkshake can hold a candle either, but that's not the point).