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Industry Business Services
Occupation Personal Assistant and Freelance Project Manager
Location sacramento, california, United States
*in bloom and cruelty free since 2005*
i am an mild mannered Freelance Project Manager/PA by day in the North Bay. I am all about the balance of things. #govegan

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

their many eyes glaze over with my wordiness and hyperbole...then their mandible opens and the extra alien face comes out dripping with poison goo. about that time i bend over to kiss my earth ass good-bye because i have seen alien one too many times!