Amber

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Real Estate
Occupation Title Abstractor
Location An arty fartsy town, South Carolina, United States
Introduction I am married to the wonderful and creative, Joshua. "Mother" to four fur-balls, Dascha and Lutz (the canine variety) and Ella and Boober (the feline kind). Blissfully happy with a somewhat dysfunctional family (HA HA - big laughs) and the best friend in the world.
Interests Reading, mixed media art, scrapbooking, movies, pop culture, Howard Stern, the Three Stooges, Family Guy, Dexter, South Park, Hells Angels, PT Barnum, circus freaks, serial killers, cults, zombie movies, documentaries, Kids in the Hall, Seinfeld, the Simpsons, Sarah Silverman, Strangers with Candy, Tales from the Crypt, mondo cinema, Twilight Zone
Favorite Movies Dawn of the Dead (1978), Female Trouble, Desparate Living, Polyester, Capturing the Freidmans, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Creepshow, Shaun of the Dead, No Country for Old Men, Over the Hedge, There Will Be Blood, Requiem for a Dream, Fargo, the Big Lebowski, Pootie Tang, WALL-E, Friday, Night of the Living Dead, Monster, Pulp Fiction, the Departed, Gran Tarino, Day of the Dead, the Hills Have Eyes, Scanners, C.H.U.D., Pink Flamingos, Wizard of Oz, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, 12 Monkeys, the Reanimator, From Beyond, Evil Dead, 28 Days Later, Raising Arizona, Reservoir Dogs, Henry Pool was Here, Gummo, Last Waltz, Neo Ned
Favorite Music Johnny Cash, the Beatles, Rolling Stones, the White Stripes, Marvin Gaye, Blink-182, Belle & Sebastian, Gram Parsons, Hank Williams Sr., Barry Louis Polisar, Otis Redding, Kimya Dawson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Primus, Les Claypool, Tom Petty, Ben Folds, Tool, Perfect Circle, the Cure, The Band, Flying Burrito Brothers, Presidents of the United States of America, Weezer, Radiohead, Neil Young, Nirvana, Pearl Jam
Favorite Books Sookie Stackhouse series (Charlaine Harris), Stephen King's the Stand, House of Secrets by Lowell Caufield, Shock Value by John Waters, Exile on Main Street, Columbine, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

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