Juris Deviant

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Law
Occupation Student
Location Amidst the Cornfields, Indiana, United States
Introduction I'm probably the last person who should be in law school. When I'm not trying to think up offensive jokes, I'm busy stuffing my foot in my mouth. I went to college to become a music teacher, then quickly realized that I'd make no money doing that so I switched my major to Political Science. God only knows why I thought I'd make money with a Poli Sci degree. After graduating college, I did what most people do with a liberal arts degree: I hung it up on my wall and went to apply for a job at TGI Fridays. After about a year at Fridays, I decided it was time to get a "real" degree, so I went to law school. Now I'm in my third year of law school and, frankly, I think I probably should have stayed at TGI Fridays. I've got no job prospects, and I've got an extra $100,000 in debt. Yikes.
Favorite Movies Salt Lake City Punk, The Royal Tennenbaums, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Tommy Boy, 24 Hour Party People, Trainspotting, Groove, Death to Smoochy, The Man Who Wasn't There, Fargo, Requiem For a Dream, The Wall, Dazed and Confused, PCU, and far too many more to name.