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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Government
Occupation Urban and Environmental Planning
Location Fresno, California, United States
Introduction A decidedly so-so donkey poker player who doesn't blog nearly as much as he should. Drinking professional. Beach bum. Fat guy attempting to de-fat myself. email me at iamhoff at gmail dot commie
Interests Poker, golf, surfing, cars, music, dogs, movies, restaurants, computers
Favorite Movies Hot Shots/Part Deux, Big Lebowski, Gross Pointe Blank, Detroit Rock City, Swingers, Trainspotting, The Transporter, Top Gun, South Park, Pulp Fiction, Saving Private Ryan, Lost in Translation
Favorite Music So much...Anthrax, AC/DC, Brian Setzer, Beastie Boys, Christopher Cross (c'mon, who doesn't like Chris?), Def Leppard, Dokken (Sirius 23 - Hair Nation!), Everything But the Girl, Eagles, Fourplay, GWAR, Marc Antoine, NWA, Ludacris, The Rippingtons, St. Germaine, Zero 7, Ice-T, David Bowie, Exodus, Megadeth, Ozzy Osbourne, and the list goes on.
Favorite Books High Fidelity, anything by PJ O'Rourke, anything by Tom Clancy, and I've got a list growing of what I need to read.

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

It depends on where. McCannibal, shorts and a t-shirt. McCormicks and Cannibal, slacks and tie. Etiquette is very important when dining, doncha know.